Sex Column: Let’s Get Undressed and Watch TV

As we get closer to the holidays it always gets busier. Some people forget to say “I love you” to the people they care about. Some people may skip a few credit card payments. And others, like me, may be so busy they forget to masturbate.

If you don’t know me by now, once I notice a problem I will fix it, especially if it is a sexual problem.

One night while watching television, I found my answer.

Lately MTV has been airing retro shows. One you might recall is Remote Control, a popular game show where contestants must correctly answer trivia questions based on television, music and movies. Another is “Beavis and Butthead," a cartoon by creator Mike Judge about two outcast teenagers living in Texas.

But what I really wish they would re-air is Undressed, a provocative late-night drama offering a mix of soap-opera dialogue and soft-core porn. It followed college (and some high school) students and their fetishes, sex-escapades and relationships. Episodes were titled with the most erogenous of insinuations: "Bi-Gones," "Twice a Virgin," and "Three in the Van." Savy, older, night owls who watched undressed during the earlier part of the decade would be sure to catch the sexual inneundo. But when I first saw the show I was only in elementary school.

Nonetheless, I loved Undressed because it was the closest thing to porn I had besides the blurred and fuzzy HBO channel. When I look back at that time period, I now know the true meaning of the phrase "ignorance is bliss." I laughed at a pink vibrating thing that looked like a lipstick contanier. But not becuase I knew it was for pleasure. I just wondered why the hell it was vibrating. But when a man and a woman cuddled in a bed, I knew I figured out the truth behind the whole stork story. I loved Undressed beacuse it gave me something that I had never seen before on TV: promiscuity.

So the nostalgia and intimate connotations on Undressed got me thinking: When was the last time I watched porn? To me, the only reasons porn is unnecessary are a) When you are getting the real thing, and b)When you become so addicted you forget what the real thing is.

For me, it has been two months of no porn! And now that I am an adult, reruns of Undressed don't count. But luckily for all you readers out there, after I made the porn-celibacy discovery through my childhood recollections, it ended. And it felt great. Thank you, Undressed, for helping me get back to my sexual roots.

For those who excel in masturbation or for those who would like to learn a few things, you are in luck. As an early Christmas present, I decided to compile a list of my favorite (and mostly free!) porn sites. Enjoy.

If you are into…

Porn stars like Jenna Haze, Lexington Steele and Lacey Duvalle…

http://www.SpankWire.com

Porn with a plot…

http://www.brazzers.com

Something random…

http://www.KeezMovies.com

A certain category…

http://www.Xnxx.com


Erotic literature…

http://www.literotica.com

Lesbians…

http://www.lesbian-sapphic-erotica.com

Gay porn…

http://www.skeezy.com

Group sex or Orgies…

http://www.madsexparty.com

Weird Porn…

http://www.strangeweirdporn.com

Amateurs or a Quick Fix…

http://www.youporn.com

A mixture of Amateurs, Porn Stars, video and pictures.

http://www.xxxpornorgy.com



You can watch Undressed episodes here: http://www.undressedtv.com

Questions for the readers: How often do you watch porn? What's your favorite porn site?